“Mr. Morgan, when you’re ready, sir.”
“Comin’ right up, Pat.”
Ed Morgan runs a great bar. No bullshit, no yelling, just courteous people. I love it.
“Are things getting any better, Pat?” Ed put my beer down and leaned on the bar.
“Kinda. I’ve got a part-time gig working in a warehouse. It’s days, so that’s cool. My system just isn’t good for the afternoon or midnight shifts. I can’t function properly.”
“I get ya. Sometimes I wish I had become an accountant or a realtor. But I’m very happy with my little bar. Thanks to guys like you, you have made it a success. Oops, gotta go work.” Ed left me with my beer.
The guy sitting next to me got up and left. Thankfully, he was not a conversationalist. I come in here to drink, and not to solve the world’s problems, or his domestic problems.
“Mr. Morgan, when you’re ready, sir.” With Ed, you don’t have to wait long for your beer.
“Excuse me. Is this seat taken?” This voice was not going to talk sports.
“Um, no. Please take it.” I went back to my beer.
“Mr. Morgan, when you’re ready, sir.” I motioned to the lady that just sat down.
“What would you like, miss?” Ed can be a real charmer.
“Um, I don’t know. Do you have wine?” She is not a drinker, I’m sure.
“Yes, I have a red and a white. I don’t get many calls for wine.” Ed is a patient guy.
“Okay, well then, I guess I’ll have a beer. Thank you for being so patient.” She has a very soft voice.
“My pleasure.” Ed went to get her beer.
“My name is Tina. Can I ask your name, please?” She has a killer smile.
“Yeah, sure, Pat. Pat Graves.” Ed put her beer down.
I’m not sure how, but Tina and I struck up a conversation. The usual bullshit. Where are you from? Do you come here often? What do you do for a living?
“I’m gainfully employed part-time in a warehouse. I collect dust mostly. What about you?”
“Pat, I’m a dental assistant. Exciting, it ain’t. I guess you work nights.” She sipped her beer, but it was the way she wrapped her lips around the bottle.
“No, actually. I work Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. That’s when they get deliveries. The options for advancement are zero. I’m not trying to be rude, but would you like to get a table? I like to see who I’m talking to.” What a crappy pick-up line.
“Great. I like looking at a handsome man.” Her voice dripped with sex.
Tina is an early thirties brunette, about five feet five, maybe six, and very attractive. Just guessing, she is armed with a pair of double D calcium cannons. I held her chair as she sat down. Tina has a great butt in her tight-fitting jeans.
“Well, what do you like to do for relaxation?” Her face was soft and alluring.
“To be honest, Pat, not much of nothing. I don’t have a guy in my life. I don’t know how many times you’ve heard this, but I’m three months out of a difficult relationship. He wasn’t mean or rowdy. He was, um, a perfect example of a couch potato.”
“Sounds exciting.” That made her giggle.
“For me, I usually stop in here daily. I’m not in a relationship, I don’t know why, I’m just not, hell, Tina, I don’t know. I just ain’t.” I took a long sip of beer.
“If I tell you something, promise you won’t laugh.” When someone says that, you don’t take a sip of beer.
“Why would I laugh?” I can’t wait to hear this.
“Gary, my ex-boyfriend, and I were watching a football game. Now I like to watch some sports, but I was, oh God, I should have never started this. Shit, I was horny. I went into the bedroom, fixed my hair and makeup, and put on a sexy negligee.
I added just a touch of perfume to, well, the important places and walked into the living room.
I walked in front of the TV, and Gary moved his head so he could see around me. So, I walked in front of it again. What he said ended our relationship. “Can’t you wait until half-time?”
I was mortified. I burst into tears and threw him out. We weren’t living together. He had the nerve to call me the next day and ask if I was mad. I told him to fuck off.”
“All dressed up like that, and he wants to wait until halftime. What an asshole. What did you do after that?” I felt so sorry for her, and I’d like to slap Gary, to say the least.
“Well, I, I don’t want to say.” She was close to tears. I didn’t push the subject.
We talked through three more beers. Ed was getting ready to wrap up the bar and call it a night. I gave him a thumbs up, so he would add it to my bill.
I walked Tina to her car and held the door for her. She stopped before she got in. I don’t know what happened, but the next thing I knew, she was in my arms, and we were kissing passionately.
“Jesus, Tina. You have some damn hot lips. I don’t want to be a shit head, but-,”
“Yes, I can drive. I’m not that buzzed.”
“That’s good, but that isn’t what I wanted to ask you.” I pressed my lips to hers again.
“I’ll use my seatbelt so I don’t slip off the seat. What do you want to ask, Pat?”
“Are you okay to follow me home, or to your place?”
“How about your place? But we have to have an understanding. I want a lover, not a husband. Are you okay with that?”
“So, if we find someone we want to be with, there’s no trouble, right?” I asked her.
“Right. So, if you’re okay with it, I’ll follow you.”
Luckily, I live on the first floor. So it was easy to navigate the five stairs. I opened the door, and took Tina’s hand. She gave me a funny look.
“Well, since there is no relationship, I can’t carry you over the threshold, so I have to hold your hand.”
“If you insist.” Tina grinned and offered her hand.
“It’s a bachelor pad, so don’t expect much.” She looked around and smiled.”
“A neat bachelor pad. Hmmm, am I spending the night with a renegade?”
“Yes, sometimes, I don’t even get dressed after a shower.”
I approached Tina. Her smile was inviting. I wrapped her in my arms and kissed her. As we kissed, I held her tight little ass in my hands.
“You’re going to make me lose my mind, Pat.”
“I’ve lost mine already, Tina. But I have to offer you a beer. I can’t ask someone in unless I try to be a good host.”
“Well, okay. I’ll have one more.” She followed me to the fridge.
I pulled out two beers and opened them. I reached into the cabinet for a glass and poured her beer. When I handed it to her, I had a mischievous grin on my face.
“Oh, um, you have to be naked to drink the beer.” I waited for her response.
“Well, okay. But one for one. You remove something, then I’ll remove something.”
I set the beers on the counter and removed my shirt. She removed her blouse. We continued the game until she was in her blue thong, and I was in my briefs. The only difference was that my briefs could not hide my stiff shaft.
Tina smiled at the bulge in my briefs. She threw off her thong and put her fingers in the waistband of my briefs. Carefully, she pulled them around my hard cock. When it was fully exposed, Tina inhaled sharply.
“Holy shit, Pat. Is that thing registered?” I blushed as she wrapped her fingers around my seven inches.
“Are you telling me I have to drink a beer before you rearrange my female organs?”
“You could sit on my lap, facing me, and we could celebrate the first time.”
“Okay, let me get this straight. I’m sitting on your lap, that baseball bat is inside my body, my boobs are facing you, and we’re going to drink our beer, right?”
“It’s the best lie I could come up with.” Tina put the beer back in the fridge and took my hand.
“Just a minor adjustment or two. I sit on your lap, no beer, in bed. Deal?”
“Wanna sit on my face?” I gave her a daring grin.
I took her by the hand to the bedroom. She grinned when she saw the bed was made. I pulled the covers down and lay on the bed. My cock was pointing to the ceiling.
“Your choice. Oral orgasm, or ride Momma ride.”
Tina got on the bed and straddled my legs. She grabbed my cock and started to stroke it.
As she stroked it, she fondled my balls. I could have stayed there and let her make me cum. It felt so good.
“Damn, from the way these feel, I may drown in man juice. Hmm, I wonder how it tastes. That’s for another time.”
Tina moved so she could guide my cock into her wet pussy. As she slowly lowered herself onto me, she moaned as my cock disappeared into her body.
“Pat, please don’t move. Let me adjust to him. Christ, there’s a lot of you.”
“It’s not my fault, it’s the way my Mom put me together.” Damn, I wanted to shove my cock deep into her tight pussy.
Tina began to carefully ride my cock. Every time she sat down on it, I wanted to shove it into her pussy.
“Damn, woman, you feel so good.”
Her pussy had adjusted a little to me. Tina was riding a little easier; her tits bounced with each movement. I reached for her nipples and held them between my fingers.
“Pinch them easy, it’s been a long time, baby. Oh, fuck it, pull them all you want.”
“I want to suck your tits.” Tina leaned over and dropped her left tit in my mouth.
I sucked on her tit and used my tongue to circle her nipple. I gently squeezed and milked her other tit. Tina groaned at the sensations.
“If, if, you keep doing that, oh God, I’m gonna cum,” she panted.
“I’m gonna roll you on your back. I want you.”
“Shit, I don’t care. Do me, baby, fuck me.”
I rolled Tinal on her back and shoved my cook deep into her soaked pussy. I started pounding her pussy, she had me so hot. I sucked one tit and squeezed the other. She groaned as I switched, sucking her tits.
“Damn, Pat, I’m cumming. Pound me, I want it all,” she begged.
The first load of cum splattered her insides. Tina moaned and shoved her pussy against my groin. When the second load shot into her, she grabbed my ass and started to ride my cock.
I used long, hard strokes as my cock emptied my balls into her. Tina’s head thrashed from side to side as she whimpered and panted.
“No more, Pat, no more. I’m done, no more.” She groaned from exhaustion.
I didn’t stop pounding her. I wanted the contents of my balls in her. For my last thrust, I slammed into her and held my cock inside of her. The last drops of cum trickled from my cock.
I steadied my body on my elbows. I was panting. Droplets of sweat dripped onto Tina’s tits.
“I’m sorry. I’m usually not this sloppy, but I lost all control with you.
“Mmmm, damn. You are one hell of a lover, Pat. When I got on it, I thought it was going to push my ovaries two inches from where they belong.”
“Your little kitty drove me insane. You’re fantastic. Not only in bed, but as a woman. You’re beautiful, smart, and fucking hot.”
“I think some of your future family has dripped between my butt cheeks. I could feel the warm cum, and it drove me wild. I’m afraid you may have to wash your sheets tomorrow.”
“If that’s the case, I hope you aren’t in a hurry tomorrow morning. We might as well make it worth it for the washing machine.” Tina giggled.
“As long as I’m here,” I said. I caressed her tits and pressed my lips against hers.
“Mmmm, a man that pleases a woman, then stays to love and cuddle. Why hasn’t some gal put the grabs on you?” I moved to lie next to Tina.
“Do you need to, um-,”
“Use the john. It would be nice, but I don’t want to miss any of this.”
“You won’t. I promise.”
Tina went to freshen up. I was in good enough shape to wait for a few minutes.
It wasn’t long before Tina came out of the john.
“Your turn?” She said with that sexy smile.
“If you don’t mind.”
“Want company, or should I say an assistant?” She acted as though she was aiming my cock.
“Um, not this time, but I appreciate your offer.” I went to the john so she couldn’t see me blushing.
To be continued
